The Wonky collection
Lakeside Charm Awaits Your Adventure
The Wonky Burrow
Cosy two-person sanctuary featuring exposed slate walls, original flagstone floors, and enclosed garden.
The Wonky Nest
Spacious three-bedroom retreat boasting an inviting log burner, exposed lakeland slate walls and meticulously curated spaces that whisper stories of local heritage.
Extraordinary Living Spaces in the Heart of Lake District
Rustic Apartment
Self-contained sanctuary blending modern luxury with countryside charm and cosy comfort
Pet Paradise
Enclosed gardens designed for furry friends with plenty of space to stretch their legs and have a leisurely sniff about
Luxury Amenities
Indulge in a freestanding bathtub, walk-in rainfall shower, and bespoke interior design elements
Rustic Lake District Views
Authentic guest experiences speak volumes...
Real Stories from Our Amazing Lake District Holiday Guests
The Wonky Nest:
"We stayed here with our 2 little dogs for 5 nights, absolutely loved it, spotlessly clean, loved the decor and very comfy bed, also loved the nice big bath, garden for the dog, There's everything you need here for your stay."
The location was perfect, we could walk to the shops, lake and plenty of nice places to go to for a meal, also buses run nearby if needed. Helpful, friendly hosts would love to return, thank you for a lovely stay xx
Hayley
March 2026
The Wonky Nest:
"Great property, had everything you could need for a lovely comfortable stay."
The owners were so helpful and checked in with us via what’s app to check we had everything we needed. Our dog was more than welcome too. Location was perfect for all the amenities the town offers and for the lake. Great walking and great pubs at the end! Would definitely return.
Karen
March 2026
The Wonky Nest:
"Lovely house in a nice location, short walk to Central Bowness."
Well equipped house, would stay again.
Nicola
April 2026
The Wonky Burrow:
"Lovely quirky accommodation." Stephen: March 2026
"Great place to stay just around the corner from shops and pubs Nice front yard ..."
Great place to stay just around the corner from shops and pubs Nice front yard for are little dog to run round We will defo stay again
Mike: May 2026
Connect With Us
WhatsApp Vickie: 07919 622 137
Craig Walk,
Bowness-on-Windermere,
LA23 2JS
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